Tuesday, April 26, 2005
dirty joke
nothing much is going on now, i'm just waiting for the amazing race... anyway today was a really funny day... well the day started with an english quiz which we were totally unprepared for.. he only told us to read something but we didn't know he was gonna quiz us... boo... i think i did terrible for it... as i did not read and even though he gave us some time to study (that's the good and nice mr wilson), i didn't understand it so too bad.... >.<
then mandarin class nothing much happened lo, but the funny thing was in earth science class. we were doing a little bit of chemistry stuff on minerals, like how crystals form and what elements they are made of... anyway crystals are mostly made of silicon and oxygen atoms... 4 oxygen atoms put together to look like a pyramid, and a tiny silicon atom in the centre of it all holds it together.
as half the class was totally lost, he tried to make a little model to illustrate. but he only had one ball of plasticine and a tiny ball, so he needed 3 more big ones to complete the model.. then he said "i don't have any balls." and the whole class cracked up. yea, including me. ps. it's a dirty joke so if u dun geddit then nvm... the teacher actually turned the slightest shade of red, but after that he found more balls and everything went on as normal.
at the end of class, he was telling us that minerals were like cookies. if u make chocolate chip cookies, but u dun have chocolate chips, it is not a mineral. but if u replace DARK chocolate chips with WHITE chocolate chips,it is still a cookie, but it is a different kind of cookie. same with minerals. if u replace some elements with others, u get a different mineral. if u use oatmeal, u get oatmeal cookies. if u use raisin cookies, u get raisin cookies. and so on.
then someone was arguing about white and dark chocolate chips and how it would make the cookies totally different... then the teacher argue with her say it is not the case with minerals, and it was simply hilarious. i should have gotten it down with my digicam but too bad too late... =P
that's not the end. at lunch i was telling my frens about the "no balls" joke, and they didn't get it. they thought it was something else and it was too awkward for me to explain right? then they guess and guess, end up we all guess different things and i literally rolled on the floor laughing like nuts. finally they got around to the punchline but it wasn't funny anymore. still, i was laughing pretty hard....
hahahaha... still laughing... man, i should have got that on video... what a fun class earth science is... *falls off chair and rolls on the floor laughing AGAIN*
.cassiopeia. sailed into the sunset at 8:14 p.m.
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